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ammerman 7:30 Sat May 26
how fucked up am i

when you knew you fancied a shit but when you went to have one you wondered if i already had one
yes i am wankered

Bullet 8:53 Sat May 26
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I drove up over the Woolwich ferry to UP one Boxing Day in the late 70s, match was called off due to iced pitch 6 of us ended up in the Queens for about 3 1/2 hours, sunk about 13 pints of lager before being turfed out. One mate got the tube and fell asleep woke up at the end of the line. I drove the other 4 home, got close to dropping a couple off but lost it turning the corner on some ice went up on the pavement and just managed to miss a lamppost, lucky I'm still here to tell the tale.

Westham67 4:51 Sat May 26
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I don't drink anymore I've drunk enough for 3 lifetimes

My Tipple in Soho's in Penang was 7 to 8 pints of Stella followed by a bottle of Vodka and a jug of Red Bull

jfk 4:49 Sat May 26
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Gavros,
Simon and I are good mates a very comical bloke and nice with it.
Partial to a pint or two had some funny times with him.

gph 4:36 Sat May 26
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My record is 13 pints (proper English ale, not useless English versions of foreign lager) in a morning session. I wanted to carry on, but this was so long ago that the pubs had to shut at 3pm.

Fell asleep during the period of enforced, er, idleness, and woke just in time to get a solitary pint in before the pubs closed again.

13 pints in 4 hours would probably kill me now.

Hammer and Pickle 4:27 Sat May 26
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I'd be happy to put my name forward if there was ever an England vs. Poland meet.

gph 4:27 Sat May 26
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It's all about gene frequencies.

The gene for the most efficient version of one of the enzymes in alcohol metabolism is much commoner in European than in Far Eastern populations.*

But that gene will occur in some people in FE populations, and someone has two copies, they will metabolise alcohol just as rapidly as a similarly endowed European.

*Probably a result of a large chunk of European society consistently trying to drink itself to death over millenia

Westham67 4:08 Sat May 26
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bruuuno 2:52 Sat May 26

Yes I smashed them mate, they were being sick in the bar

Bungo 4:05 Sat May 26
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Gavros 3:48 Sat May 26

Excellent plan. I will try this on tonight.

Gavros 3:48 Sat May 26
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The man known as Simon Flight of Brentwood once fell asleep in the curry house after eating a curry, woke up and forgot he'd already eaten one so ordered another.

bruuuno 2:52 Sat May 26
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Westham67 11:32 Sat May 26

China v England drinking competition cantbhave been much of a competition aren’t the chinks all total lightweights?

Hammer and Pickle 12:37 Sat May 26
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Clearly an acolyte of some sort of personal development or other, gph.

Coffee 12:11 Sat May 26
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Ha!

gph 12:10 Sat May 26
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Came home ever so slightly pissed, and met a bloke on the way who demanded I tell HIM where HE lived.

When I told him I didn't who he was, let alone where he lived, I got torrent of verbals...

I don't think alcohol was his drug of choice

The Ghost of Braderz 12:04 Sat May 26
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I sometimes log onto Google and then think 'What was I gonna search?'

The modern day equivalent to walking into a room and forgetting why you went there, which I also do.

Westham67 11:32 Sat May 26
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When I was working in China I got fucked up on 75% rice whiskey in an England v China drinking competition.

I crashed out in my hotel room starkers, got up for a piss, started pissing, opened my eyes and the numbers 236 were there and I realised was in the corridor stark bollock naked, so I shoulder charged the door and hit so hard the architrave landed on the side of the room near the window.

I crashed out and I got a call from Reception in the morning and I said I fell on the door. A fella came up later with a mini compressor to refit the architrave

jfk 11:25 Sat May 26
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67
Yep.

Westham67 11:20 Sat May 26
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jfk 11:13 Sat May 26

hahaha, are you still with the Mrs?

Ronald_antly 11:19 Sat May 26
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You really can't go around accusing people of being Irish.

jfk 11:13 Sat May 26
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I got shitfaced 24 years ago and called my mother in law a fat Irish cunt she hasn't spoke to me since.
I've never looked back.

Leonard Hatred 11:05 Sat May 26
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Now THIS is the kind of incisive football analysis I expect from WHO.

Hammer and Pickle 10:56 Sat May 26
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Stuff you get these days is just too strong.

Skinned up for the first time in years after a dinner party in Barcelona. Didn't judge the dose right and only made it up one flight of stairs before passing out on the landing to be found by the wife, kids and host (smug, French, scum...). Didn't know my name.

In my defence I had been driving for pretty much two days solid.

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